Hammer Time M J Marstens Ann Denton

Danger is my middle name.

Just kidding-it's Bergljot.

Sigrdrifa Bergljot Jones.

But don't call me that-I go by Val. My dad is Thor and my dear mother was human ... which makes me a demi, or half-goddess and half-human.

Of course, I got the shaft on the half-goddess part. I've got no powers and work in the human world-Home Depot, to be exact.

But, I'm needed back in the godly realms-to break into a supernatural prison to save my best friend. I never thought I'd put 'get arrested' on my to-do list . but some dickhead gods need to be dealt with.

And how do you deal with dickhead gods?

By stealing Thor's hammer and magical goats, making a special Visine drink, and getting the God of Shit on your side . as well as a demi, a concussed guard, and an amazing human.

These dickhead gods won't know what hit them.

Everyone can just stop-it's HAMMER TIME!

WARNING: This is a reverse harem romantic prison comedy intended for ages 18+. If you are easily offended by the mockery of ancient deities or potty humor, get off the pot-this one's not for you.

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