Sex - Our Bodies, Our Junk By Scott Jacobson

GOOD GOD--YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG . . .

The Association for the Betterment of Sex (A.B.S.) presents Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk, a radical and invaluable resource for improving your sexual communication--whether you have been in a committed relationship for years, or have just moments ago removed the shrinkwrap from your new Japanese body pillow.

Here are just a few sensual revelations you'll find within these pages:

- The precise location of the female G-spot (latitude and longitude)
- "Going on tour with Midnight Oil" and more outmoded masturbation slang
- Forced perspective and other techniques for visually enhancing the size of your member
- The Top Five pastry-related euphemisms for female genitalia
- How to score big at your next swingers' party, with our crowd-pleasing ambrosia-salad recipe
- Listings of "Don't ask, Don't tell" dry-cleaning services, for freshening up your vinyl fetishwear or...