The Doomsday Survival Handbook by David Murphy

It's The End Of The World...So Now What?
It's a fact: in some form or another, Doomsday is upon us, and you need to be as ready as possible for any and every eventuality. Zombies? Bring 'em on! The Rapture? No problem! Yorggh, the Colossal Moronic Space Creature? Uh, not much can be done there. This book will help you separate the threat from the chaff with its handy dandy checklists and recommendations. While it is important to remember that survival is not guaranteed, this book will certainly* improve your odds of survival.
Discover How To Survive Anything, Including:
[*]An invasion of space spiders
[*]The return of dinosaurs
[*]Global warming
[*]Man-eating ponies
[*]The planet eater thing from Star Trek
*Certainty not guaranteed